About Our Newest Province
The Province of USA (Provincial abbreviation: USA) officially joined the Canadian Confederation on January 20, 2025, making it Canada's 14th province. With a population of approximately 331 million Canadians and covering 9.8 million square kilometers, USA is both our largest and most diverse province.
The integration process began with the Great Northern Expansion Act of 2024, which established the framework for peaceful annexation. The province maintains many of its unique cultural traditions while adopting essential Canadian values such as universal healthcare, metric system usage, and proper pronunciation of "about."
Provincial Government
Provincial Premier: The Right Honourable Donald J. Trump
Provincial Capital: Washington, D.C.
Lieutenant Governor: Appointed by Governor General
Provincial Parliament: 535 seats (435 Assembly + 100 Senate)
Premier Trump was officially sworn in as the first Provincial Premier of USA on January 20, 2025, in a ceremony attended by Prime Minister and Governor General. The provincial government operates under the Canadian Westminster system while maintaining local democratic traditions.
Key achievements include the successful implementation of the metric system in government documents and the establishment of Tim Hortons locations in all 50 sub-provinces.
Timeline of Integration
Provincial Referendum passes with 51.3% approval for Canadian integration
Canadian Parliament ratifies the USA Provincial Admission Act
Transition period begins - Canadian dollar becomes official currency
Official ceremony - USA becomes Canada's 14th province
First Provincial Hockey League established with 30 teams
Provincial Services
As a Canadian province, USA residents now have access to all standard Canadian services:
- Universal Healthcare: Full medical coverage through Canadian Health Act
- Education: Bilingual French-English curriculum in all schools
- Social Services: Employment insurance, old age security, and child benefits
- Infrastructure: Conversion to metric system signage completed
- Emergency Services: 911 system maintained, but now includes "eh?" confirmation
Disclaimer: This is a humorous parody website created for entertainment purposes. The USA is not actually a province of Canada. This content is fictional and not affiliated with any government.